saying “dad and mom” just feels wrong like saying josh and drake it just isnt right
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so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most amazing thing ive ever witnessed
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